blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via qamma)

possiblypensive:

dick harder than flappy bird

(via keepingupwithlukee)

sohead:

ccneog:

when he cums inside you

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phukers tbt

surprisebitch:

toyota:

when you see a hot boy but he straight
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FUCK THIS WEBSITE

(via iisnt-he-lovely)